no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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