Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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