I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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