it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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What a dumb baby whore.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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