Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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