Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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