you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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