his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize