i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
