I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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