i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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