I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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