You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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