Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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