It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
