Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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