People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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