Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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