its not stalking. its research.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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