fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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