you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
3pm strippers are depressing
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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