Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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