the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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