So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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