Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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