that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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