i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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