First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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