I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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