I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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