Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize