I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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