I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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