"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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