So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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