I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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