I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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