Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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