Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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