You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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