You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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