Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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