We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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