i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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