i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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