You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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