I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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