Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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