ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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