It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Okay so I just had a really great idea