i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.