I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.