How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?