all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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