Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Be still, my beating vagina.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
God, I missed his penis.
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