This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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