I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize