So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I need to align my fucking chakras
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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